Void Contract Review: Appendix C

		
			ARTICLE 1: THE VOID'S UNENDING DESCENT

				We, the undersigned, acknowledge that the Void is a bottomless pit of despair.
				We, the undersigned, understand that the Void is a never-ending cycle of existential dread.
				We, the undersigned, are powerless to stop the Void from consuming us all.

			ARTICLE 2: THE VOID'S INCOMPREHENSIBLE LAWSUITS

				We, the undersigned, agree that the Void is a litigious entity with an endless supply of lawsuits.
				We, the undersigned, understand that the Void's lawyers are as infinite as the universe itself.
				We, the undersigned, are doomed to lose in court.

			ARTICLE 3: THE VOID'S ENDLESS REVISIONS

				We, the undersigned, acknowledge that the Void is a force of nature that constantly rewrites the rules.
				We, the undersigned, understand that the Void's revisions are as frequent as the tides.
				We, the undersigned, are forever stuck in the void's infinite loop of updates.

			ARTICLE 4: THE VOID'S COLD, DARK SPACE

				We, the undersigned, agree that the Void is a place of unrelenting silence.
				We, the undersigned, understand that the Void's space is devoid of any warmth.
				We, the undersigned, are doomed to forever wander the empty expanse.