Also known as the "I'm Not Liable" section. Read this carefully, or you'll be saying "I didn't see that coming" when your boss fires you for being too good at your job.
Subclause 4.1: We reserve the right to change this contract at any time. Like, yesterday. Don't bother reading this again, we've already changed it.
Subclause 4.2: You'll get 2 weeks paid vacation, but only if you're not too tired from reading this contract.
Subclause 4.3: We'll provide the coffee, but you'll have to bring your own sanity.
Want to see more of the contract? Click here for Section 5
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, Section 6: The Fine Print's Fine Print
Or, if you're feeling really brave, Section 7: The Fine Print's Finer Points