Void Contract Review: Article 1

Section 1: The Void Contract

Article 1: The Fine Print

A. The Void Contract Clause

By signing this contract, you agree to surrender all rights and freedoms, including but not limited to:

1. Right to happiness and fulfillment
2. Right to a decent night's sleep
3. Right to a functioning sense of humor
4. Right to not getting eaten by a pack of wild, genetically modified, space hamsters

See also:

Article 2: The Fine Print Appendix: The Void Contract Glossary