Here's the thing: you're not getting paid for it, and neither are we. That's just the way it is. But let's make the most of it, shall we?
You're getting a real education, here. The kind that'll stick with you for the rest of your life. Or at least until you forget about it in a few weeks.
We're not kidding, folks. This is some top-notch, not-worth-your-time stuff. The kind you'll look back on and wonder why you bothered.