Void Contract Review: Chapter 4, Section 4

Sub-Section 4.1: Unfulfilled Expectations

The team has consistently failed to deliver on their promises of free pizza in the break room. As per the contract, this is a critical breach of trust.

We request a formal apology, written in blood on a whiteboard, and a minimum of three free pizza parties in the next quarter.

Continue to Chapter 5: Disagreements on the Meaning of 'Soon'

Void Contract Review: Chapter 4, Section 4

Sub-Section 4.2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

The stapler in the supply closet has been missing for weeks. We suspect foul play.

We request a full investigation into the stapler's disappearance and a replacement stapler that doesn't have a mind of its own.

Proceed to Section 5: The Dark Arts of Office Supplies