Section 1: The Fine Print

Here be the fine print, where we get into the nitty-gritty of our completely-not-binding contract. Don't say we didn't warn you.

• Article 1: In case of an emergency, please call your lawyer.
• Article 2: If we're sued, it's because you're doing it wrong.
• Article 3 prophets: We're not actually prophets, we're just lawyers.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you've read, understand, and will probably not actually read this.