The Mission
We are the Void Meeting Ethics Committee. Our mission is to set a new standard in the art of doing nothing.
We achieve this by:
- Setting our meetings to last for exactly 3 hours.
- Ensuring that every meeting starts on a Thursday.
- Prohibiting any mention of work-related topics.
Subcommittee on Unproductive Time Management
Our subcommittee is dedicated to finding innovative ways to waste time.
Our methods include:
- Long, unnecessary introductions.
- Unending discussions on irrelevant topics.
- Excessive use of jargon.
Learn more about our subcommittee.
Our Achievements
We have accomplished many things, despite our best efforts to do nothing.
Awards:
- Most Creative Ways to Use a Whiteboard (2022)
- Longest Meeting in the History of Time (2019)