Meeting 40: The Void

Welcome to the most pointless meeting in the history of meetings, folks! Today, we're discussing the concept of nothingness. Yes,ประก you heard me right, nothingness. It's a thing that exists, but doesn't exist. It's like the anti-matter of the universe.

• Point 1: We're going to stare into the void for 2 hours straight.
• Point 2: We're going to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
• Point 3: We're going to wonder why we even bother having meetings in the first place for 45 minutes.

Action Items:

• Assign someone to write a report on the meaninglessness of it all.
• Decide on the best way to fill the next 2 hours of nothingness.
• Call a meeting to discuss whether or not we should have called this meeting in the first place.

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