Warning: This meeting strategy is not recommended for actual use. It is purely theoretical.

Imagine a meeting that is so devoid of substance, so empty of purpose, that it is literally a void.

Meetings are a waste of time. Let's just agree on that.

Instead of actually doing work, just stare at the wall, contemplate the meaninglessness of existence, and wonder if that new episode of Days of our Lives is still on Netflix.

It's a meeting that is the ultimate productivity killer.

Side effects may include:

• Increased existential dread
• Heightened sense of purposelessness
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos