The Void Meeting Strategy: Because Who Needs Actual Work Anyway?

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Are you tired of accomplishing goals and making progress? Do you yearn for the freedom of doing nothing, with precision?

Then the Void Meeting Strategy is for you! Our expert team of procrastinators have crafted a system to help you:

Step 1: Perfect the Art of Browsing Social Media

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Join us and discover the joy of doing nothing, with style.

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Side effects may include: decreased productivity, increased eye strain, and a strong desire to play video games.

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