Void Meeting Sutras
For when your meeting has nothing to say, but still needs to exist.
Meetings are a necessary evil, like prophets of a dying industry.
Key Principles of Void Meetings:
- Convene for the sake of convening.
- Discuss nothing of substance.
- Take breaks for exactly 30 seconds.
- Reiterate the same points, ad infinitum.
- Conclude with a vague "next steps."
- Repeat the same phrase, 3 times: "Moving forward, yesประก
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