Void Meeting Sutras

For when your meeting has nothing to say, but still needs to exist.

Meetings are a necessary evil, like prophets of a dying industry.

Key Principles of Void Meetings:

• Convene for the sake of convening.
• Discuss nothing of substance.
• Take breaks for exactly 30 seconds.
• Reiterate the same points, ad infinitum.
• Conclude with a vague "next steps."
• Repeat the same phrase, 3 times: "Moving forward, yesประก