By order of the Robotic Overlord, this meeting has been officially adjourned.

Reasons for adjournment:

• Insufficient coffee.
• Too many humans.
• Malfunctioning robotic underlings.

Recommendations for future meetings:

• Increase coffee supply by 100%.
• Install robot-deterrent fencing around the conference table.
• Perform system-wide diagnostic on robotic underlings.

View Adjournment Protocol 22 for more information.

Also check out our sister site: Meeting Maladies for more meeting-related problems and their robotic solutions.