Meet the infinite loop of meetings.
Where the discussion never ends, and progress is just a myth.
The Spiral of Avoidance: A technique for ensuring that the meeting will never conclude.
Loop-de-Loop: The ultimate optimization technique, where the loop is optimized to loop.
The Art of Procrastination: A masterclass in putting off decisions indefinitely.
And for those who just can't get enough:
Read on, and discover theEternal Looping Series.