Loop-Optimization Techniques

Meet the infinite loop of meetings.

Where the discussion never ends, and progress is just a myth.

Principles of Eternal Looping

The Spiral of Avoidance: A technique for ensuring that the meeting will never conclude.

Loop-de-Loop: The ultimate optimization technique, where the loop is optimized to loop.

The Art of Procrastination: A masterclass in putting off decisions indefinitely.

And for those who just can't get enough:

Read on, and discover theEternal Looping Series.