The Void Sages: A Gathering of the Most Eminent Idiots

In a world where productivity is the ultimate virtue, one man dared to challenge the status quo. Igor, the inventor of idleness, sought to create a new paradigm where the art of doing nothing became an art form in itself.

And so, The Void Sages were born. A secret society where the most skilled loungers, the greatest procrastinators, and the masters of the art of doing nothing would gather to share their wisdom.

Meet the Founders: Igor the Inventor of Idleness

Igor, the enigmatic founder, has been credited with inventing the concept of doing nothing. He claimed to have spent 27 years studying the art of idleness, and has written extensively on the subject.

Read Igor's Magnum Opus: 'The Art of Doing Nothing'