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Void Space Dithering Case Study 1: "The Infinite Loop of Despair"

Design Principles

Case Study 1: Void Space Dithering

Our team at Void Space Inc. was tasked with creating an inescapable, soul-crushing, and mildly entertaining experience for our customers. We achieved this by implementing the "Infinite Loop of Despair" design principle.

The principle is simple: take the user on a merry-go-round of despair, never truly resolving their issue, and always leaving them wanting more. It's like the abyss of hope, but without the hope.

The Process

Here's how it works:

Step 1: Confuse the user with an endless loop of error messages.
Step 2: Present them with a fake progress bar that moves at glacial speed.
Step 3: Make them watch an infinite loop of our company's logo.
Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 until the user surrenders or loses all sense of time and space.

Our team's favorite part of this design principle is the way it "encourages" the user to reevaluate their life choices.

See how our competitors tried to steal our principle and failed.

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