Send us your burning questions about the vast expanse of space.
Our team of sages, nestled in the heart of the void, will do their best to provide you with the most accurate and unhelpful advice possible.
Don't worry, we won't charge you an arm and a leg for our services. We're not made of money. We're made of pure, unadulterated space dust.
But be warned: our answers may be as ephemeral as the void itself.
Or, you know, we might just give you some good ol' fashioned space advice. Can't promise, won't promise, but it's worth a shot, right?