This meeting is happening in a dimension where the fabric of reality is fragile.
The meeting will last exactly 47.5 minutes. Any longer and the fabric of reality will start to unravel.
Agenda:
Please do not eat the snacks. They are not actually snacks. They are actually tiny, insignificant specks of dust.
The coffee is not actually coffee. It is actually just a dark, bitter liquid that will ruin your day.