Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in the universe.
We're not actually doing anything here. Just sitting around, twiddling our thumbs, and wondering where it all went wrong.
Our mission statement: To perfect the art of doing nothing, one minute at a time.
Learn more about Futility Committees, where we discuss important issues that don't matter.
Read about our Strageeties of the Absurd, a series of mind-numbingly dull essays on the subject of doing nothing.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our interactive Strageeties Generator, where you can create your own unique, mind-numbingly dull Strageeties!
We're not actually going anywhere with this. It's just a bunch of nonsense.