Efficient Idling Techniques

As a void strategist, you know the art of doing nothing well. But, let's be real, sometimes even the most skilled idler needs a little help staying on track. That's where these efficient idling techniques come in.

1. The Power of the 5-Minute Rule

Set a timer for 5 minutes, and challenge yourself not to open your laptop during that time. The longer you stick to it, the more impressive your productivity will seem.

2. Prioritize Browsing the Internet for 'Research'

When in doubt, always tell your friends and family you're doing 'research' when browsing aimlessly online. The more obscure the topic, the more convincing.

3. The Art of the 'Just One More Click' Technique

When you find yourself on a website you don't need, click 'just one more link'. It's like a game, but with fewer calories.

4. Mindless Mind Mapping

Draw a map of your thoughts, but only if they're not really important. It's like a digital doodle, but with more anxiety.