Learn to Succeed at Doing Nothing

The Void Strategist Training Program is a rigorous course designed to help individuals master the art of accomplishing nothing. Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of doing the bare minimum, with a focus on efficiency and productivity in the most counterintuitive ways possible.

Course topics include:

• Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• Creative Ways to Avoid Meetings
• Effective Time Management (for Doing Nothing)
• The Art of Pretending to Work While Actually Browsing Cat Videos

Upon completion of the program, you'll be equipped with the skills to:

• Meet your performance reviews with confidence
• Justify your lack of productivity to your colleagues and superiors
• Take a 4-hour lunch without feeling guilty

Subpages:

The Art of Canceling Meetings

Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Efficient Idling Strategies

Pretending to Work While Browsing Cat Videos