Void Surfing Abyss

Philosophy

Meetings: because who needs actual work when you can spend your day lost in thought?

Key Principles:

• 1. Inefficiency is our goal
• 2. The void is infinite, our meeting schedule is not
• 3. If it's not a crisis, we'll just talk about it for hours
• 4. Silence is golden, except when we're on the phone with IT

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