Void Surfing Abyss
Philosophy
Meetings: because who needs actual work when you can spend your day lost in thought?
Key Principles:
- 1. Inefficiency is our goal
- 2. The void is infinite, our meeting schedule is not
- 3. If it's not a crisis, we'll just talk about it for hours
- 4. Silence is golden, except when we're on the phone with IT
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