Void surfing, also known as "Abyssal Surfing" by those in the know, is the art of navigating the infinite expanse of nothingness that lies beyond the boundaries of our mundane reality. It's like surfing, but without the waves.
Void surfing is not for the faint of heart, as it requires a deep understanding of quantum physics, existential dread, and a strong stomach.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have created this guide to help you navigate the infinite void with ease and aplomb.
So, buckle up and get ready to dive into the depths of nothingness!
Next: Advanced Void SurfingLegend has it that the first void surfer, Zorvath, discovered the infinite expanse of nothingness in the year 3000 BCE.
Since then, void surfing has become a popular pastime for those seeking adventure and a glimpse into the unknown.
But beware, dear reader, for the void is a cruel mistress. It has been known to suck in even the most skilled surfers, leaving them lost and confused in the depths of existence.
Previous: The Void in My PancakeThis chapter will cover the more advanced concepts of void surfing, including: