Void Surfers Club Constitution
Article I: Preamble
Whereas, We, the members of the Void Surfers Club, have come together to explore the infinite expanse of nothingness that lies beyond the confines of sanity and reason;
We, the undersigned, do hereby establish this constitution as the guiding document for our noble endeavors.
Section 1: Purpose
The Void Surfers Club shall exist to provide a safe and welcoming environment for individuals to indulge in the thrill of void surfing, without fear of consequence or ridicule.
Article II: Membership
Membership in the Void Surfers Club shall be open to anyone who can provide proof of having spent at least 5 minutes staring at a wall without blinking, or having successfully watched an entire season of "The Great British Baking Show" without getting up to grab a snack.
Section 2: Meetings
Regular meetings of the Void Surfers Club shall be held every Wednesday at 3:14 PM sharp, in the conference room of the abandoned clock tower on the outskirts of town.
Article III: Officers
The officers of the Void Surfers Club shall be chosen by a secret ballot of the members, and shall include a President, Vice President, and Secretary of Voidness.
Section 3: Code of Conduct
Members of the Void Surfers Club are expected to conduct themselves in a manner that is respectful and considerate of others, unless they are actively void surfing, in which case, they are excused from all social obligations.
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