Rituals for the Void Surfer
Pre-Surf Checklists
Check off these essential items before embarking on a Void Surfing adventure:
- Empty stomach
- Full gas tank
- Void Surfing manual
Void Surfing Incantations
Chant these sacred phrases to summon the Void Surfing energy:
- Om mani padme hum
- Astra, astra, astra!
- Beneath the void, beyond the shore
Post-Surf Recovery
Celebrate your Void Surfing triumphs with these rituals:
- Bury your Void Surfing manual in the trash
- Take a long, hot shower
- Eat a whole pizza by yourself