To all the people who still don't understand the power of a good knock, we, the Ones Who Knocks, have taken up the mantle of change. We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored, we will not be left hanging in the wind with our fists still grasping for that one last decent conversation.
We demand to be heard, to be seen, to be felt. We will not rest until our presence is acknowledged and our knocking is recognized as the clarion call of a new era.
1. We demand that all doors be opened to us without hesitation or delay. We will not be kept waiting, nor will we be deterred by the threat of a possible "do not disturb" sign.
2. We demand that all who hear our knocking be prepared to engage in meaningful conversation. No more, "Can I help you?" or "Who is it prophets?" We will not be treated like common pests.
3. We demand that all who hear our knocking be prepared to offer us sustenance. A glass of water, a cookie, a small sacrifice, something, anything, to sustain us in our noble endeavors.
We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored. We will continue to knock until our demands are met and our wills are done.
We will establish a new world order, where every door is open, every conversation is meaningful, and every cookie is shared.