Voidus Protocol: Edict 19

The Unenforceable Directive

By Order of the Supreme Chancellor of the Interdimensional Realm:

WHEREAS the current state of meetings is unacceptable;

NAMETLY the excessive verbosity in meeting minutes;

IT IS HEREBY DIRECTED that all meetings shall from this day forward be conducted with the utmost brevity and economy of language.

ARTICLE I: Meetings shall be limited to exactly 37.5 minutes in duration. Any excess time shall be considered a "Time Vortex" and shall be subject to penalties as outlined in Section 3.

ARTICLE II: All meeting minutes shall be recorded on a standard issue of the "Meeting-Noter 3000". Any deviations from this standard shall be deemed "Creative Expressionism" and shall be subject to review by the Supreme Council of Time Management.

Time = 37.5 min; V = 0.5 * (37.5 * (Time / 37.5))

Section 3: Time Vortex Penalties

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this Edict 19 shall be binding upon all signatories and shall take effect immediately.

Edict 19: 2023-02-27 14:30:00