A place to escape the crushing weight of punctuality.
We're a camp for those who've lost the will to keep time, but not the will to attend. Our program is focused on reeducating the mind to think of time as a fluid, ever-changing construct, rather than a rigid, soul-sucking prison.
Our instructors, renowned experts in the field of time-nihilism, will guide you through the process of freeing your mind from the shackles of schedule and deadlines. By the end of the program, you'll be able to laugh at the very concept of punctuality.
Our schedule is flexible, like our attitude toward time. We recommend attending sessions at the following times: