Wednesday's Agenda: The Most Important Day of the Week

8:00 AM - Morning Sarcasm

Meet with the team to discuss the meaninglessness of life and the futility of our existence.

Create an agenda for Thursday that we'll probably ignore

10:00 AM - Meeting with the Coffee Machine

Talk to the coffee machine and complain about the lack of decent coffee.

Solve the coffee conundrum

12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Eating Alone in the Dark

Eat a sandwich while contemplating the bleakness of our shared existence.

2:00 PM - Creative Time: Write a 10-page memo about Nothing

Write 20 pages of gibberish and call it "visionary" thinking.

Create an manifesto about the meaninglessness of it all
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