Wednesday and Thursday Meeting Minutes: The Unmitigated Disaster

Minutes from the meeting where everything went wrong

Present: Bob, Jane, John, and 3 interns who didn't know what they were doing.
Purpose: To discuss the latest project, "Project: Whatever", which was going to change the world. Or not.
Agenda: 1. Discuss the project's purpose. 2. Talk about the project's progress. 3. Make fun of the interns.

Action Items:

1. Bob: "I think we should just do it this way."
2. John: "But what about this way?"
3. Jane: "I'm just here for the free donuts, can we talk about those next?"

See what happened next (Subtopic 2)