As per the memo, all unnecessary meetings on Thursday will be canceled. This includes, but is not limited to, meetings about meetings, meetings about meeting times, and meetings about meeting minutes.
In addition, all vending machine purchases will now require a minimum of three likes on the company's social media post about the vending machine.
And, effective immediately, all employees are required to wear their "I'd Rather Be at the Beach" t-shirts to all meetings, as a sign of solidarity with our overworked IT department.
Questions or concerns should be directed to the Department of Redundancy and Inefficiency, located in room 314.
See you all on Friday, when we'll probably have to have another meeting about something.
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