AGENDA ITEM 1: "THE GREAT SOCK PUPPET UPRISING"
We're having an emergency meeting to discuss the recent surge of sentient sock puppets taking over the break room. Reports indicate they're demanding better coffee and more frequent hand-washing.
Attendees: John, Jane, and Bob (the IT guy)
- Agenda Item 2: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"
- Action Items: "Tame the Sock Puppets" and "Investigate the Donut Heist"