Wednesday Wonderland Minutes - 2023-02-01

This is the meeting minutes for Wednesday Wonderland's bi-weekly meeting of the minds. Present were:

• Wonderland, Wednesday (CEO)
• Bob, Bob (COO)
• Steve, Steve (CTO)
• Bob, Steve (CFO)

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life and our place in it.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple as a topping for pizza.
• Item 3: Elect new committee chair.

Actions Items:

• Action 1: Implement new policy: all meetings will be conducted in a dimly lit, existential dread-inducing chamber.
• Action 2: Replace all fluorescent lights with lava lamps.

Decisions:

• Decision 1: The meaning of life was determined to be "making it to Thursday without too much stress."
• Decision 2: Pineapple is the best topping for pizza.

Next meeting scheduled for Thursday at 2:00 PM. See you then!

Or, if you prefer, see you never!