Today's meeting was a wild ride. Here are the action items from the meeting:
Someone (cough, Dave) has been seen lurking around the break room with a telltale glaze on their shirt. We need to get to the bottom of this.
Investigate DonutGateIt's been three days since the inflatable unicorn in the break room has been deflated. We need to get it back up and running, or at least get it replaced.
Unicorn Rescue MissionThe coffee machine has been on the fritz again. We need to get it fixed or figure out a new way to bribe the maintenance people into fixing it.
Bribery 101