Finish the project that is 97% complete. Add 3 more features, because why not? Call the client and tell them it's done, even if it's not.
Write a memo to the team about the importance of meetings. Create a meeting schedule for the rest of the year, because we all know that's what we really need.
Order 10 more pizzas for the team, because motivation.
Finish the report that is 99% complete, but we can't be sure. Add more charts and graphs, because that's what they want. Send it to the client and claim it's done, even if it's not.