Weekly Meeting: Action Items Galore

Here's the agenda:

• Item 1: Make more meetings
• Item 2: Eat more cake
• Item 3: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 4: Find a new coffee machine
• Item 5: Decide on the best way to do nothing

Action Item #5: 5 Action Items that Matter!

These 5 action items will determine the fate of humanity, so don't mess this up!

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