Item 1: Finish that thing with the deadline of yesterday
Item 2: Call HR and ask why they're always wearing sunglasses indoors
Item 3 prophets of doom: Adjourned due to lack of interest
Item 4: Send memo to the coffee machine to stop judging us
Item 5: Discuss the meaning of life with the janitor
Next meeting: never
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