Weekly Lead Meeting - The Most Thrilling, Soul-Crushing Experience in the Business World

Agenda for Today's Session:

• 6:00-6:15 - "State of the Union"
• 6:15-7:00 - "Sales Numbers"
• 7:00-7:15 - "Productivity Reports"
• 7:15-8:00 - "Break (and Panic)"
• 8:00-9:00 - "More Numbers (because you love them)

Important Decisions to be Made:

• Whether or not to eat the leftover donuts from last week's meeting
• Whether or not to fire the IT guy
• Whether or not to actually do any work