Weekly Meeting Notes

Monday: The Week's Theme

The theme of the week is "We're Here To Work, But Not Really".

• Bob said something about sales numbers, but it was all jargon and stuff.
• We talked about the new copier, but nobody showed up to use it.
• Someone mentioned a meeting about a meeting, because that's what we do.

Wednesday: The Week's Theme (Continued)

Because one theme per week isn't enough, we're going to double down on the disappointment.

• The copier still hasn't been used.
• Someone asked if we could order more donuts.
• We spent 20 minutes discussing the importance of being on time, but nobody was on time.