Agenda
- Introduction by Brian "The Brain" Thompson
- Larry "The Lawyer" Johnson's 3-hour PowerPoint presentation
- Lunch Break (which was just a bunch of people eating sandwiches in silence)
- Jessica "The Janitor" Lee's "update" on the "project"
- Tom "The IT Guy" Lee's "suggestions" for "improvement"
- Adjournment by Brian "The Brain" Thompson, who promptly fell asleep
Decisions
- We will not be making any decisions, because we're all too bored.
- We will continue to pretend to care about each other's opinions.
Action Items
- Tom "The IT Guy" Lee will pretend to fix the copier.
- Jessica "The Janitor" Lee will clean up after herself.
- Brian "The Brain" Thompson will continue to breathe.