Weekly Meetings: Tuesday Tales & Troubles
Today's Agenda:
• 9:00-9:30am: The CEO will tell us why the company is doomed to fail.
• 9:30-10:00am: John from HR will explain why we can't have Fridays off.
• 10:00-10:30am: Marketing will pitch their new "synergy" idea for the 17th time.
• 10:30-11:00am: We'll all have a group therapy session to deal with the trauma of last week's meeting.
• 11:00-11:30am: The IT department will demonstrate their new video conferencing system... again.
Action Items:
Please arrive early and prepared to be bored out of your mind.
Bring your favorite coffee mug to fill with the bitter tears of despair.
If you have a pulse, you're expected to be present.