Weekly Worship Sessions: Breakfast of the Gods

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Today's Speaker: Zorvath, the Lord of the Fluffy Pancakes

Join us as Zorvath regales us with tales of his latest pancake-filled conquests.

"And lo, the people rejoiced as I, Zorvath, brought forth a mountain of golden-brown delights. The fluffy pancakes were a marvel to behold, and the syrup was like ambrosia to their taste buds."

Weekly Worship Session 345: "The Art of the Perfect Pancake"

Don't be late, or you'll miss Zorvath's sermon, and the free pancakes that follow!

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