Weekly Wisdom

This week's wisdom is brought to you by the Council of Elders, the most esteemed gathering of wise individuals in the land.

We've got the answers to life's greatest questions, and we're willing to share them with you, for a small fee. Ask us anything, and we'll give you a response that's sure to make you question our sanity.

Remember, we're not just wise, we're also expensive.

Don't forget to tip your waiters, folks.