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Present: John, Sarah, and Bob

Objective: To pretend to be productive while secretly browsing cat videos

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple pizza
• Item 3: Stare out the window for 20 minutes

Decisions:

We decided to:

• We decided to not decide on anything.

Action Items:

Assignments:

• John: Find the meaning of life
• Sarah: Make a list of reasons why pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
• Bob: Stare out the window

Next Meeting:

• Same time, same place, same lack of productivity

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