Weekly Meetings: Where Dreams Go to Die

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023

Today's Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life, or at least our company's quarterly targets.
• Analyze the importance of proper stapler usage in the office.
• Review last week's coffee machine maintenance report. ( Spoiler: it's still broken.)

Current Attendees:

• Mike, CEO and Chief Boredom Officer
• John, Director of Procrastination
• And Sarah, Intern of "I'll get right on it"

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