Meetings: Because You Clearly Have Too Much Time

So, you're here for the meetings, eh? Well, buckle up, because you're in for a wild ride.

What Else Should I Learn

• Learn to Microwave a Meaner: The Art of Cooking Ramen Noodles While Talking About Your Day
• Learn to Say No Without Actually Saying Yes
• Learn to Use Emergency Breadth: The Art of Baking a Quick Bread to Distract from Your Meeting
• Learn to Speak Robot to Confuse Your Coworkers and Avoid Actual Communication