The Report, a Vain Attempt to Justify Existence

Meetings. The ultimate productivity killer. A never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and unnecessary hand-wringing.

What's the point of a report, you ask? To justify our existence, of course! To prove to ourselves and others that we're not just wasting time in a windowless conference room, staring at a whiteboard with a marker that never seems to work.

Reports: because who needs actual results, anyway?

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Report by: The Meeting Department, reporting for the sake of reporting.