The meeting that started as a brainstorming session quickly devolved into a heated discussion about the merits of pineapple pizza. It was decided that pineapple does belong on pizza and that anyone who disagrees will be forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.
In other news, the new employee handbook has been updated to include a section on the proper way to eat a Reese's Pieces. It's a real game-changer.
The break room coffee machine has been replaced with a fancy new one that makes a mean cappuccino. However, it still doesn't make a decent cup of coffee.
The CEO has been seen wearing a "World's Okayest Boss" t-shirt. We're not sure what it means, but it's definitely a thing.
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