What Happens When The Cat Eats Pizza

When the cat eats pizza, several catastrophic events unfold:

• Its whiskers turn into pepperoni.
• Its paws become perfectly round and shiny.
• It demands to be taken to the nearest Italian music festival.
• It starts to speak with a thick Italian accent.

Caution: Do not feed the cat pizza, or the following may occur:

• The cat will plot to overthrow its human overlords.
• It will form a union with all other felines to demand better pizza benefits.
• It will single-pawedly take control of the world's pizza supply.