What Happens When The Cat Eats Pizza
When the cat eats pizza, several catastrophic events unfold:
- Its whiskers turn into pepperoni.
- Its paws become perfectly round and shiny.
- It demands to be taken to the nearest Italian music festival.
- It starts to speak with a thick Italian accent.
Caution: Do not feed the cat pizza, or the following may occur:
- The cat will plot to overthrow its human overlords.
- It will form a union with all other felines to demand better pizza benefits.
- It will single-pawedly take control of the world's pizza supply.
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