It starts with a nagging feeling
A faint sense of unease creeps in, like a whispered rumor in a crowded room.
You glance at your calendar, frantically searching for a crumb of recollection.
But the more you look, the less you remember.
Subsidence of Regret: A 7-Step Guide
A detailed, step-by-step process for wallowing in self-pity and despair.
- Step 1: Revisit the conference room
- Step 2: Search for stray notes and crumpled up coffee cups
- Step 3: Reconstruct the meeting from scraps
- Step 4: Revisit the minutes, if you can find them
- Step 5: Reconcile with your colleagues (and your cat)
- Step 6: Relearn the meeting's purpose and goals
- Step 7: Rebuild your shattered sense of self-worth
And so the cycle continues, ad infinitum.