WHAT IS A MEETING?

Types of Meetings that will make you question your life choices. Meeting Terminology: A Glossary of Confusion

Definition:

A meeting is a mirage of productivity, where people gather to discuss the what to discuss, while simultaneously discussing the why not we are discussing the what we are discussing.

Types of Meetings:

• Standing Meetings where you stand around, looking important.
• SkypeMeetings where you pretend to be in a meeting, but secretly check your email.
• ZoomMeetings where you stare at a box for an hour while pretending to be engaged.